I am NOT writing this because I’m a sick dude. I am writing it because I am totally cynical in respect of all of the machinations, exaggerations, theatre and downright nonsense of the  senior Men in Frocks who run the Holy Roman Church.

Here goes:

Do NOT be surprised if the Pope Emeritus expires on or soon after the installation of the new Pope…….. and finally goes to meet his God.

It will then be promulgated by the Vatican as a major miracle!

(Do not put it past them!)