Great tits

I have just spotted an “I’m a Celebrity” photo in one of the down-market Sunday red-tops and it’s making me feel a bit squiffy. I can hardly keep the roast down.

It is a snap of the tit-obsessed, delusional  panto dame Kim Woodburn. She is sitting on a log, legs wide apart, eating rice and beans.

Still, I suppose she’s keeping the flies off everyone else’s food.

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