This afternoon: The very first Prime Minister’s Question Time of the new Parliament. Will there be the usual Punch and Judy nonsense? We do hope so. Will Harriet Harman be gentle with DC? This morning has already seen Westminster moaning about expenses and the bureaucracy that is IPSA. Clegg still carries that slightly apologetic air, whereas Vince Cable looks increasingly like the grumpy Waldorf from the Muppet balcony. The ginger kid who has just been appointed Cabinet Secretary will probably have bunked off school to be present. Roll on 3 p.m. We’re trembling in anticipation.